Welcome To My Cave
Come inspect my wares
[hoarsely] is everyone ok
*covered in blood and debris* [shakily] yeah
[unseen, muffled] doing awesome
(via singswan-springswan)
I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
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no gay relationship written by a straight person will ever come close to how diabolically insane a straight relationship written by a gay person is
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hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye
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